My take on the United Squad

1. David De Gea – guilty of come clangers but has proved his class in the second half of season. Will go from strength to strength next year.

3. Patrice Evra – worst season in a United shirt. Lack of competition has meant complacency has set in. A new LB is needed to give Pat a kick on the arse.

4. Phil Jones – good first season BUT he is not a centre mid player!

5. Rio Ferdinand – Waning years but has kept his fitness. Will probably play less next year but crucial for tutoring younger defenders.

6. Johnny Evans – made a massive improvement but in my opinion is not a United quality player. Will stay.

7. Michael Owen – goodbye and thanks for nothing.

8. Anderson – dodgy hamstrings and dodgy performances may mean he is on his way out. A pity as has not fulfilled potential.

9. Dimitar Berbatov -Feel sorry for him but SAF should have never signed him. A great footballer that does not fit United’s style of quick wing play and counter attack football. Hopefully he will leave.

10. Wayne Rooney – Top Scorer.

11. Ryan Giggs – He can shag and do what he wants as he has earned it but time to retire him.

12. Chris Smalling – Still al lot of naivety in his play but will mature into one hell of a player.

13. Ji Sung Park – Goobye Park. Awful footballer that can run loads but cannot pass, shoot, head the ball. If he can run so much then he can run the Marathon for South Korea at the Olympics.

14. Chicharito – Injuries and second season syndrome have hindered his progress yet he scores 11. The more you feed him the more he scores.

15. Nemanja Vidic – Cruciate injury meant he was out for 8 months. Expect him back to his beastly best next season.

16. Micheal Carrick – slow and ponderous but needs to stay as we have no other CM’s. More goals will be great. If United sign any other CM’s I expect Carrick to play less.

17. Nani – OK season but injury meant he never hit last year’s explosive heights.

18. Ashley Young – Still wondering why has was signed. He has not contributed much and always wants the extra touch. Too much money paid means he’ll be here next year.

19. Danny Welbeck – great season but like Young always looking for an extra touch. Would score a shit load more if he were more decisive.

20. Fabio – SAF has already said he would go on loan.

21 Rafael – breakthrough season but very positionally naive. Needs to work on that or he will follow his brother out.

22. Paul Scholes – Great to see him back but sad that he was recalled back. Indicative of United’s dire need of CM’s. Should go back into retirement with Ginger head held high.

23. Tom Cleverley – Needs to develop ankles not made of glass!

24. Darren Fletcher – Hope he recovers from illness.

25. Antonio Valencia – United’s player of the Season.

Players I think United should sell: Kuszczak, Macheda, Diouf, Park, Berbatov, Owen, Anderson and Young (though this last one will not go).

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